Dinner for One

JA: Good evening, Miss Sophie, good evening.
MS: Good evening, James.
JA: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
MS: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
JA: Good, good...
MS: Well, I must say that everything looks very nice.
JA: Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.

MS: Is everybody here?
JA: Indeed, they are, yeah, yes...
They all are here for your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
MS: All five places are laid out?
JA: All laid out as usual.
MS: Sir Toby?
JA: Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss Sophie.
MS: Admiral von Schneider?
JA: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
MS: Mr. Pommeroy?
JA: Mr. Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
MS: And my very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
JA: On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.

MS: Thank you, James. You may now serve the soup.
JA: The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you. They are all waiting for you. Little drop of Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie...
MS: I am particulary fond of Mulligatawny soup, James.
JA: Yes, I know you are.
MS: I think we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
JA: Sherry with the soup, yes...
Oh, by the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
MS: Same procedure as every year, James.
JA: Same procedure as every year, James.

MS: Is that a dry sherry, JAMES?
JA: Yes,a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry. Straight out of the cellar, this morning, Miss Sophie.
MS: Sir Toby!
JA: Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Ad... Must I say it this year, Miss Sophie?
MS: Just to please me, James.
JA: Just to please you, very good, yes, yes... Skoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy new year, Sophie!
MS: And dear Mr. Wintterbottom!
JA: Well, here we are again, old lovely...

MS: You may now serve the fish.
JA: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
MS: Delicious, James.
JA: Thank you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoy it. - Little bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie.
MS: I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
JA: White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
MS: The same procedure as every year, James.
JA: Yeah...

MS: Sir Toby!
JA: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
MS: James, please, please...
JA: Skoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy new year, Sophie gal!
MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: ...you look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever!
He, he, he...
MS: Please, serve the chicken!
JA: Ya...

MS: That looks a very fine bird?!
JA: That's a lovely chu... chuk... chicken, that I'll tell you, a lovely...
MS: I think, we'll have champagne with the bird!
JA: Champagne, ya... Sssame, same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
MS: Same procedure as every year, James!!! - Sir Toby!
JA: Sophie me gal...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: ... must I, Miss Sophie?
MS: James!
JA: Ssskoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy new year, Sophie gal...

MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: It's one of the nicest little woman...hick...one of the nicest little woman, that's ever breathed, ever breathed...
I now declare this bazar opened!
Would you like some fruit?
MS: I think we'll have port with the fruit!
JA: Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last...
MS: Yes, same procedure as every year, James.
JA: ......!!!.....
MS: Sir Toby!
JA: Sugar in the morning, sugar...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Ssskolll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: ...huuuh, I'll kill that cat!

MS: Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party!
JA: Well, it's been most enjoyable.
MS: I think, I'll retire.
JA: You're going to bed?
MS: Yes.
JA: Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
MS: As I was saying, I think, I'll retire...
JA: Ya... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
MS: The same procedure as every year, James!
JA: Well - I'll do my very best!

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